Photo 21 Jul 16 notes halfbloodcape:

dirtysheer:

No, this was not mistranslated.  The crab people want to fuck me.

No dirtysheer, the meaning behind this is much darker

The Orz are more like the plant people from particularly intense Salvia trips except instead of providing wisdom, they want to rip you out of reality.  Or *fingers* of a demon that notice you when you have an OBE.  That’s not very funny so I added a dick joke.

halfbloodcape:

dirtysheer:

No, this was not mistranslated.  The crab people want to fuck me.

No dirtysheer, the meaning behind this is much darker

The Orz are more like the plant people from particularly intense Salvia trips except instead of providing wisdom, they want to rip you out of reality.  Or *fingers* of a demon that notice you when you have an OBE.  That’s not very funny so I added a dick joke.

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Link 5 Jul 1 note Jeremy Sheer | Cave Comedy Radio»

I did a recovery podcast with Chris Gayner.  I haven’t really talked about my drug use in a while, so it was harder than I thought it would be.  I was sweating by the end of it.  Have a listen.

Link 29 Jun 2 notes Friday Night: What Happened At The Todd Glass Show»

myyogabrain:


There’s this general audience understanding that you shouldn’t ever sit in the front row at a comedy show. No matter how we the comedians may promise you we’ll be nice to you, no matter how much we plead with you to move up from the back of the room, the audience knows being in the front row…

Good read.

Photo 28 Jun 84,439 notes apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

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Photo 27 Jun 148,408 notes windows98:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 WHOLE MINUTES

windows98:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 WHOLE MINUTES

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Link 20 Jun 25 notes So, these are the Dukes of JMU?»

elizaeliza:

As an alumna of James Madison University, let me just say: Go fuck yourself, JMU.

One of your students - a young woman who put her trust in you and your student body - was sexually assaulted by 3 male students while she was blackout drunk, they videotaped and distributed it, and their punishment…

Video 11 Jun

New Trash Talk is pretty sick.


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