Photo 26 Jul 161,794 notes dekutree:

turn up lil dolphin

dekutree:

turn up lil dolphin

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Audio 25 Jul 497 notes

The Network - Roshambo

I don’t believe in the apocalypse
I don’t believe in the end of time
I don’t believe in the solar eclipse
I don’t believe in valentines

I don’t believe I asked opinion
I don’t believe I stretched the truth
I am not looking for a bargain
All I really believe in is you

I give Anthony shit about his Green Day love, but they made this album so I guess they’re okay.

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Photo 25 Jul 694 notes cocainecollarbones:

Sid Vicious, 1976. 

I miss this shirt.

cocainecollarbones:

Sid Vicious, 1976. 

I miss this shirt.

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Photo 25 Jul 256,671 notes

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Text 25 Jul To whom it may concern

I will never forgive you for making it impossible for me to trust anyone who is being nice to me, but thanks for validating my paranoia.  See you in hell.

Photo 21 Jul 16 notes halfbloodcape:

dirtysheer:

No, this was not mistranslated.  The crab people want to fuck me.

No dirtysheer, the meaning behind this is much darker

The Orz are more like the plant people from particularly intense Salvia trips except instead of providing wisdom, they want to rip you out of reality.  Or *fingers* of a demon that notice you when you have an OBE.  That’s not very funny so I added a dick joke.

halfbloodcape:

dirtysheer:

No, this was not mistranslated.  The crab people want to fuck me.

No dirtysheer, the meaning behind this is much darker

The Orz are more like the plant people from particularly intense Salvia trips except instead of providing wisdom, they want to rip you out of reality.  Or *fingers* of a demon that notice you when you have an OBE.  That’s not very funny so I added a dick joke.

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Link 5 Jul 1 note Jeremy Sheer | Cave Comedy Radio»

I did a recovery podcast with Chris Gayner.  I haven’t really talked about my drug use in a while, so it was harder than I thought it would be.  I was sweating by the end of it.  Have a listen.

Link 29 Jun 2 notes Friday Night: What Happened At The Todd Glass Show»

myyogabrain:


There’s this general audience understanding that you shouldn’t ever sit in the front row at a comedy show. No matter how we the comedians may promise you we’ll be nice to you, no matter how much we plead with you to move up from the back of the room, the audience knows being in the front row…

Good read.


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